January 2, 2018
Little usherette, piping hot drinks positioned like a cow-catcher at the front of your brushed steel trolley.
In this world of narrow aisles and apoplectic travellers, you are a purveyor of overpriced beverages and snacks attempting to slice your way from rear toilet t...
December 31, 2017
Little usherette fix bayonet and head for Ramsgate
you are the first line of defence against marauding Syrians
migrating economically north
instead of battling barrel bombs south.
With your tin hat and floppy vegetation fascinator
you will find them on the beaches,
Little usherette rock pools of empty blister packs scratch the soles of your
Are they yours, or another careless sad person?
You are dog sitting a dog for your sister, a black dog.
Cherub is licking his balls on your sofa, piggy eyes believing his Frenc...
September 10, 2015
Play Krispy for me
Little usherette a million shiny sprinkles multi-colour your boots.
In this world of low ceilings you are small even close up.
You are Gary Kasparov pondering Bobby Fischer’s last donut -
are you wasting?
Here! Hand me your glow ended red...